masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
"i wish i had a british accent"
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accent
All right bitch there were like a bajillion comments on a video of Matt Smith’s “American accent” and not one of them was to giving complain about how America is a diverse nation with hundreds of dialects but nobody will shut up about all the dialectical differences in English speech and you know what? You know fuckin what?? England is the size of a sTATE
ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
Palaeontology…I love it and live it.
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
Poussey is a legend
Poussey is life
And POUSSEY IS MY FUCKING WIFE
am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone
It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.